Hello. My blog is 50% sadness and 50% creepy but kind of funny posts. Mostly creepy. Anyway have fun!

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(via luisewebsiteba)

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ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

(via dewgongo)

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lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

(via awkwardvagina)

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doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

(Source: tinkerxbellx, via specialmay)

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parents:you need to go out more
parents:you need to exercise more
parents:YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents:HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents:why are you getting angry
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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via onlinegf)

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unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

(Source: Laughing Squid, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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1 day ago

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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2 days ago

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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2 days ago

gorgeouswhiteboy:

food-vacuum:

onbrokenwingswefall:

top gear.. full of 13 year olds

why is there a female version of him in the row behind

Thats his male cohost James

(Source: topgearaddiction, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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2 days ago

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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