PLOT TWIST O.O
Sleeping Beauty becomes about three princesses who try to keep a fairy safe
Cinderella becomes the story of a princess trying to find the man with the right shoe size
And Lion King becomes the story of a lion cheering up a warthog and meerkat after they get framed for murder
^^ I approve of this
I want to see these movies remade in this way now :D
This mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. The shocking picture shows the blade sticking out just above Julia Popova’s shoulders and blood pouring from the wound. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by a mugger on her way home from work, failed to notice the appalling injury and managed to calmly stroll to safety. The office worker had grappled with her attacker when he snatched her handbag as she walked to her parents’ house in the Russian capital Moscow. But she was so shocked by the ordeal she didn’t know that the thug had buried a kitchen knife in her neck just fractions of an inch from her spinal cord.
When she got home her horrified parents rushed her to hospital where surgeons managed to remove the blade without damaging Julia’s spine. One medic said: “Shock had kicked in and her body prevented her from feeling any pain. She simply walked home without feeling the knife in her back.”
Russians are hard as shit.
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
IF YOU’RE IN THE HOSPITAL I DON’T CARE HOW CURIOUS YOU ARE OR CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE IN FOR ANY REASON DON’T RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING IV IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE SITUATION AND EVEN IF YOU DO YOU PROBABLY NEED THE STUFF THEY’RE PUMPING INTO YOU FOR MEDICAL REASONS
DON’T TEAR OUT YOUR IVS AND DON’T MAKE YOUR CHARACTERS TEAR OUT THEIR IVS